Posted my first interview linking to a vibrator. 👌
Me: "Oh my god, I can sleep in at this offsite, like I was twenty years younger!"
(wakes up at 6:45 am)
Humans: not even once. https://github.com/torvalds/linux/commit/8a104f8b5867
Local Man Makes 10 Hour Playlist For Three Hours Of Driving To And From Work Offsite.
Me, every time:
“Alright, let’s play some Dark Souls! Hm, this is hard. Christ, this is stressful. Fuck. Fuuuuuck. Fuck this fucking game! I’m out! Hmmm. Hm, I’ll have a break. Maybe... maybe I’ve got it this time. Alright, let’s play some Dark Souls!”
i'm in new york this week! I'm going to the SFPC dinner wednesday and then the WordHack event thursday. happy to see any mastodon friends
“I’m growing!,” said Sam, drinking a glass of milk.
Just reset the payment terminal at my therapist’s after seeing it crash with a malloc error. 😅
Heeeeeey Apple, if you want me to use iCloud Drive like a regular folder, don't limit where I can save my shit in there, kthx.
The new iOS 12 Shortcuts app is like Workflow on steroids. I'm in love.
Okay, yeah, opening the camera in iOS 12 is _way_ faster.
TFW you see an ad on Instagram and realise you saw some of it being filmed while on your way home.
Look, software is really hard, okay?
She just watched all of The Americans, and now the kid is watching Russian videos on YouTube. Coincidence?
I mean, yeah, but makes you think, doesn’t it?*
* It does not.
I asked Sam if he wanted to come get a babyccino and he said “grab me one,” so I guess being a teenager starts at almost 3 these days, cool, cool, that’s cool.
She's agreed to watch Solo with me only because Phoebe Waller-Bridge is involved.
Sam: “Once upom a time there was a mystery and a bad wolf and they went to a dark planet.”
Attempting to switch from the Notes apps on my phone and laptop to neovim + vim-pad + iCloud Drive. Pray for Mojo.
I still see something from the ‘90s and think, oh, not too long ago.
Editor of @usesthis, developer at Zendesk, player of games, drinker of coffee, patter of dogs, husband, dad. He/Him.
We eat bandwidth for breakfast.