@relsqui @mathowie The biggest shock moving back here was how fucking expensive TVs are.

I'm still convinced I'm a ghost every time the urinal flushes before I use it.

@casey E. Coli gives everything such a nutty flavour, though!

Forgot my headphones, poured most of my coffee on myself, the kiddo was massively upset at daycare drop off... well, at least I have my health.

Dammit.

@map Being off Twitter has reaaaaally helped for me.

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