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Rubocop: "The grammar in this test description is off: 'should always be private.' Let me fix it for you."
Me: "Uh, what? Uh, okay, sure."
Rubocop: "There we go! 'alwayses be private.'"
Me: W.. what the fuck.

To delete your Amazon account:

Go to the Help section, search for "delete my account."

Open the support document, which links to the contact page.

Choose "Prime or Something Else" > "More non-order questions" > "Other non-order questions," enter "I want to delete my account" in the form.

Confirm (via chat) that this what you want to do - and explain why.

Open the link in the email you were sent, which takes you to a page with a form.

Enter "I want to delete my account" in the form.

Easy.

Dungeon Master: "Your character needs a little backstory."
Me: "Okay!"

(accidentally writes a short story)

As I ask the kid for the millionth time if he’s feeling okay, I realise that I have, indeed, become my mother.

Protip for Chrome users: to improve your security when using Google Chrome, uninstall it and use a browser that’s not from a company which makes its money from spying on you 24/7

Apparently I’ve been pocket... calculating?

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I’ve suddenly started reading Reddit and playing M:TG during lunch at work, which can only mean one thing: my transformation into a fourteen-year-old boy is finally complete.

“I will help you stop coughing,” said Sam, placing his palm against my forehead.

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The kid, who is edging on 3, is lying in the bath pretending to “do some puter work” and take a photo “for Instagram.”

Oh my god.

If your wife dabs in a café, is that grounds for divorce?

Spending Father’s Day building LEGO monsters for Mario to battle and sing along with. Perfect.

Sam, seeing a picture of San Francisco: “That’s the Golden Gate Bridge, where I was born!”

Be the horrible raccoon who uses an app to swallow a whole town but ultimately redeems himself you want to see in the world.

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